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betterintunewiththeinfinite:

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

I laughed so hard at this tumblr post I have to reblog it 3 more times this week

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dansevise:

It’s amazing that everyone who actually takes the time to listen to a few Eurovision songs always finds a favourite that isn’t Verka Serduchka nor Cezar. It’s almost as if people are actively trying to avoid finding a reason to see this contest in a good light at all.

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drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

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lareinacreola:

tinypancakegirl:

wisenedbyage:

thebiblemachine:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

wtat

Wow. This is terrifying.

no no NOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS

WTF?!?!

lareinacreola:

tinypancakegirl:

wisenedbyage:

thebiblemachine:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

wtat

Wow. This is terrifying.

no no NOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS

WTF?!?!

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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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saneea1:

asadakahawk:

I love my country because its map looks like a dinosaur with it’s mouth wide open..
image

There was one drawn on chart in my school classroom. And i always looked at it like its a dianosaur running.

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themaddogprincess:

Want to hear a joke?

The shipping costs on the Eurovision shop.