I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion
I laughed so hard at this tumblr post I have to reblog it 3 more times this week
It’s amazing that everyone who actually takes the time to listen to a few Eurovision songs always finds a favourite that isn’t Verka Serduchka nor Cezar. It’s almost as if people are actively trying to avoid finding a reason to see this contest in a good light at all.
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh